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Ps 30:6. Maybe this morning means more weeping 4u. But one morning every tear will be wiped away & today is another day closer #EnjoyYourDay

You are God’s possession. There Might be a hostile takeover. But only if they can outbid the blood of God- Acts 20:28 #EnjoyYourDay

Arguments against the Christian God are also arguments against hope since only the God of the Bible offers a lasting future for this world.

Rejecting Christianity cannot liberate you, expand your world or put you on the right side of history - the very opposite.

“I will not leave u as orphans, I will come to u.” #John14 The Spirit brings us the presence of Jesus & adoption b4 the Father #EnjoyYourDay

The Spirit brings us into what He has enjoyed eternally - the Son's communion with the Father #HappyPentecostSunday

Christ is God-poured-out (Ps2:6; Phil2:7)
The Spirit is God-poured-in (Joel 2:28; Rom5:5)
#Pentecost confirms #GodisGiver

Again and again we’re told that God’s Face shines on us. (Eg Num6; Ps80) In Jesus, God beams at you. #EnjoyYourDay

We've come through Easter to Pentecost, what's next? Trinity Sunday of course because 'Trinity' means reflecting on the God of the gospel

You can’t undo the past but Jesus has covered it and is now transforming the mess. It really is onwards and upwards #EnjoyYourDay

For the Christian, sin is not so much against the law as against your very being.

"We don't so much want it 2b illegal, we want it 2b unthinkable" <- A Good slogan 4 campaigners in public square. A Great slogan 4 preachers THE great foundation for humanism: God the Human. The Man is the measure of all things. When it comes to humanity, Jesus is the definite article. If there's one thing crazier than trying to get free from God it's trying to slave for Him. #Luke15

I don't think the non-Christian is less human because they're an unbeliever. *They* think they're less human than they really are. Much less

You don’t have to wait to be welcomed into the kingdom. Thru the gospel Christ *has* welcomed u with open arms (Rom15:7) #EnjoyYourDay

Remember: the Trinity** IS the unity of God.
** "Tri-Unity"

"Speaking the truth in love" does not mean "Say hard things with a smile."

What does it reveal about our theology if we think of "the truth" as a harsh reality and "love" as a gloss?

This week we recall that Truth & Love go "all the way down". The Truth is always "in Love" cos the Son is always in the Father by the Spirit

You pride yourself on being a preacher of REPENTANCE right? Ok good. Then practice what you preach.

The world is not a factory with u pulling the levers. Consider the birds. It’s your Father’s house & ur His child. #Matthew6 #EnjoyYourDay

"A preacher's great danger is to think they've unlocked a text when the purpose of a text is to unlock a heart." Steve Levy

You say "Personal relationship with Jesus", the Bible says "Covenant."

Underneath it’s not ‘blind, pitiless indifference’. Underneath are the everlasting arms. Deut 33:27 #EnjoyYourDay

Gospel preaching does not make sin irrelevant nor merely 'illegal'. It makes sin unthinkable

Preaching against sin is not saying "You might but you mustn't." It's saying "You're not so how can you?"

Your Aaron has entered the Holy Place, bearing yr name over his heart as a continuing memorial before the LORD. Exodus 28:29 #EnjoyYourDay

Top tip for #TrinitySunday preachers: preach Jesus.

Being Trinitarian without being Jesus-centred is like writing an ode to love with no-one in mind. Proclaim Him

1John1 Pretend righteousness, unconfessed sin, lonely independence = darkness. The Fellowship, Blood&Family of God = light #EnjoyYourDay

God is Love. Jesus is Lord. The Spirit is Life-giver. #EnjoyYourTrinitySunday

Christians have our flesh from Adam and our Spirit from Christ. In this way we are simultaneously sinners and righteous.

A Christian cannot be surprised at sin and spiritual sloth (we are flesh!) Equally we cannot make our peace with it (we are the Spirit's!)

God has given us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. 1John5:11 #EnjoyYourDay

Who by worrying can shave a single minute from their Sat Nav arrival time?

Dictatorships are totallyarian regimes.

Christians shouldn’t be Toffee Crisp, we should be Andrex. Not hard and brittle - soft and strong.

Evangelical preaching is not preaching evangelical shibboleths. It’s preaching the evangel.

The bank robbers impersonated pantomime donkeys in a crime police are calling braysened

Roman numerals: a real i-opener

My business partner wanted to open the pub on Ben Nevis but I told him he's setting the bar too high

- Are you the one giving people electric shocks?
- Guilty as charged

I've come dead last in every kissing competition I've entered. Never mind, my motto's always been: Stiff upper lip.

We met while getting Botox and soon became firm friends.

Are you depressed by continual commands to exercise? Chin up

Don't ask a nihilist to hoover. Nietzsche abhors a vacuum.

It's pretend. Your weed smoking attempts are tokin'.

Stoics want to correct my spelling. They have no affect.

“Death by Sunburn” was never a form of capital punishment in Britain. That's a summery execution.

Why of COURSE you can use my name as the punchline to these ridiculous puns. Said no Juan ever.

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