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#AddaWordRuinaMovie Slum Dog. Millionaire Otter

#AddaWordRuinaMovie When Harry Met Sally Gunnell

#AddaWordRuinaMovie Batman Begins Pilates

#AddaWordRuinaMovie Die Hard Belieber. (Works as adjective OR imperative)

#AddaWordRuinAMovie Batman Yodels, Batman: Tax Returns, Batman Forever Itchy, Batman Begins Decoupage, Dark Knight Bakes, Dark Knight: Bread Rises

Our grace-fuelled response to God's grace-filled approach is LAW. *Christ's* response on our behalf is GOSPEL.

LAW = the righteous demand upon the living (that kills)
GOSPEL = the gracious promise to the dead (that brings life)

LAW = Life => Death
GOSPEL = Death => Life

LAW = Jesus my Coach
GOSPEL = Jesus my Champion

Genesis, Deuteronomy, Joshua end with deaths. Matthew, Mark, Luke & John end with resurrection. Revelation ends with the death of death

Christian, u will... eat from the tree of life, never taste the 2nd death, receive your true name from Jesus, rule the nations...

...u will... be acknowledged by all heaven, have God's name written on you & sit down with Christ to reign forever (Rev2-3) #EnjoyYourDay

Let's play a game. A tweeting game. I'll feed you the set-up, you tweet the punchline...

#AltogetherNow #FinishtheFunny If you like mange one...

@SirNeilGlen: you'll certainly like mange tout!

#AltogetherNow #FinishtheFunny No sir, smell aint comin from the new factory...

@sparticus: it's coming from the olfactory canal
#AltogetherNow #FinishtheFunny My friend won't lend me his Joseph Heller novel till I've read it!
@punditsfolly: that sounds like a catch 22 situation
#AltogetherNow #FinishtheFunny Might seem random, but which to choose... Euromillions, Thunderball?
It's a lottery

@SirNeilGlen: Not my cup of tea

#FinishtheFunny It might sound funny but my goat spends all its time having babies

Only kidding

What's your 'special possession': the thing u'd run into a burning building to rescue? For the Lord, it's YOU (1Pet2:9;3:18) #EnjoyYourDay

The best resourced parts of the global church are shrinking. The least resourced are growing. Yet how often we hope in The Next Big Resource

He turned away any who came to Him full, but to all who came empty Jesus gave grace upon grace. He hasn't changed. #EnjoyYourDay

What's the point of creation? God gives us our lives so He can give us His life. #GraceUponGrace

Feel you don't have it in you to be a Christian? You don't. But don't worry, it's all in Jesus (1Cor1:30) - and so are you #EnjoyYourDay

God gives us our false loves (Romans 1) then gives us His True Love (Romans 3). #GodisGiver #EvenInJudgement

"@NietzscheQuotes: In reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross. #Nietzsche" I like this a lot

The LORD's unfailing love&cleansing are not 4 the Ideal You. They're 4 the you that's been a sinner from birth (Psalm 51:1-9) #EnjoyYourDay

Preachers don’t ‘stand in the gap’. They stand in an already-flowing stream. They don’t draw out the living waters. The Scriptures overflow.

Preachers don't 'make the bible come alive'. Preachers are enlivened *by* the Word.

A Decent Shepherd mends the fences. What kind of Shepherd DIES 4 sheep? Jesus. And He rises 2 know u & give u life 2 the full #EnjoyYourDay

What's that? Do I like to Rock? Let me put it this way, I never hibernate my PC. I Shut Down in a Blaze of Glory. That answer your question?

0K magazine leaves me absolutely cold.

Times Knew Roman... A Font of Wisdom

Sorry, I know you deserve a higher Calibri of pun, but no need to get all AdversArial about it.

These font gags are Sans Comic :(

Is it just me or is solipsism nuts?

What is 'vicarious research'? Asking for a friend.

#AddaWordRuinaChristianBook When I don't desire Desiring God, The Well Good God, The Unquenchable Flamethrower, If God, Then What Japes?

"Working for the church while your life falls apart. Singin' hallelujah with the fear in your heart." #Powerful Arcade Fire

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