Don't answer, it's a trick. pic.twitter.com/vph4O9olHI
— Notorious B.A.R.R.Y. (@QuantumPirate) October 7, 2013
#AddaWordRuinaMovie Slum Dog. Millionaire Otter
#AddaWordRuinaMovie When Harry Met Sally Gunnell
#AddaWordRuinaMovie Batman Begins Pilates
#AddaWordRuinaMovie Die Hard Belieber. (Works as adjective OR imperative)
#AddaWordRuinAMovie Batman Yodels, Batman: Tax Returns, Batman Forever Itchy, Batman Begins Decoupage, Dark Knight Bakes, Dark Knight: Bread Rises
Our grace-fuelled response to God's grace-filled approach is LAW. *Christ's* response on our behalf is GOSPEL.
LAW = the righteous demand upon the living (that kills)
GOSPEL = the gracious promise to the dead (that brings life)
LAW = Life => Death
GOSPEL = Death => Life
LAW = Jesus my Coach
GOSPEL = Jesus my Champion
Genesis, Deuteronomy, Joshua end with deaths. Matthew, Mark, Luke & John end with resurrection. Revelation ends with the death of death
Christian, u will... eat from the tree of life, never taste the 2nd death, receive your true name from Jesus, rule the nations...
...u will... be acknowledged by all heaven, have God's name written on you & sit down with Christ to reign forever (Rev2-3) #EnjoyYourDay
A lot of the eschatological arguments people make are Pre- Post- A- rous.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) October 7, 2013
Let's play a game. A tweeting game. I'll feed you the set-up, you tweet the punchline...
#AltogetherNow #FinishtheFunny If you like mange one...
@SirNeilGlen: you'll certainly like mange tout!
#AltogetherNow #FinishtheFunny No sir, smell aint comin from the new factory...
— Glen Scrivener (@glenscrivener) October 7, 2013
@SirNeilGlen: Not my cup of tea
#FinishtheFunny It might sound funny but my goat spends all its time having babies
What's your 'special possession': the thing u'd run into a burning building to rescue? For the Lord, it's YOU (1Pet2:9;3:18) #EnjoyYourDay
The best resourced parts of the global church are shrinking. The least resourced are growing. Yet how often we hope in The Next Big Resource
He turned away any who came to Him full, but to all who came empty Jesus gave grace upon grace. He hasn't changed. #EnjoyYourDay
What's the point of creation? God gives us our lives so He can give us His life. #GraceUponGrace
Feel you don't have it in you to be a Christian? You don't. But don't worry, it's all in Jesus (1Cor1:30) - and so are you #EnjoyYourDay
God gives us our false loves (Romans 1) then gives us His True Love (Romans 3). #GodisGiver #EvenInJudgement
"@NietzscheQuotes: In reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross. #Nietzsche" I like this a lot
The LORD's unfailing love&cleansing are not 4 the Ideal You. They're 4 the you that's been a sinner from birth (Psalm 51:1-9) #EnjoyYourDay
Preachers don’t ‘stand in the gap’. They stand in an already-flowing stream. They don’t draw out the living waters. The Scriptures overflow.
Preachers don't 'make the bible come alive'. Preachers are enlivened *by* the Word.
A Decent Shepherd mends the fences. What kind of Shepherd DIES 4 sheep? Jesus. And He rises 2 know u & give u life 2 the full #EnjoyYourDay
What's that? Do I like to Rock? Let me put it this way, I never hibernate my PC. I Shut Down in a Blaze of Glory. That answer your question?
0K magazine leaves me absolutely cold.
Times Knew Roman... A Font of Wisdom
Sorry, I know you deserve a higher Calibri of pun, but no need to get all AdversArial about it.
These font gags are Sans Comic :(
Is it just me or is solipsism nuts?
What is 'vicarious research'? Asking for a friend.
#AddaWordRuinaChristianBook When I don't desire Desiring God, The Well Good God, The Unquenchable Flamethrower, If God, Then What Japes?
"Working for the church while your life falls apart. Singin' hallelujah with the fear in your heart." #Powerful Arcade Fire
Will I still enjoy it if I haven't seen the first two? pic.twitter.com/jqKfUhWmPw
— Mia Fantastic (@MiaFantasticV) October 9, 2013