Denominations? Let it go

I was just sent this via email. I’ve tried to track down the source but with no joy so far. Comment if you know…

UPDATE: It’s by Paul Kerry. Great going Paul!

Here’s the Frozen song “Let it go” as a summary of the various strands of the church…

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see. Brethren

Be the good girl you always have to be. Catholic

Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know. Conservative

I don’t care what they’re going to say. Independent

It’s time to see what I can do, to test the limits and break through. Charismatic

No right, no wrong, no rules for me. Liberal

Here I’ll stand, and here I’ll stay. Lutheran

My power flurries through the air into the ground. Pentecostal

I’m never going back, the past is in the past. Progressive

The cold never bothered me anyway. Anglican

Posted on by Glen in Anglicanism, humourous

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I’m a preacher in Eastbourne, married to Emma.

9 Responses to Denominations? Let it go

  1. Matthew Weston

    I first saw it in an @AJWTheology tweet:

  2. Glen

    Haha, Andrew’s always beating me to the punch. Happy new year Matthew!

  3. Cal

    Thought of some additions:

    A Kingdom of Isolation, and it looks like I’m the Queen -National Church of Denmark

    Couldn’t keep it in, Heaven knows I tried- Presbyterianism

    Turn away, and slam the door -Holiness

    I’m one with the wind and snow -Pantheism

    That perfect girl is gone -Niebuhrian

  4. Si

    “Not a footprint to be seen” – Gnostic (or Mars Hill, Grand Rapids after ‘Love Wins’ came out)

  5. Glen

    Good ones!

  6. Dave G-Jones
  7. Glen

    Great additions Cal and Si

    Dave – that’s brilliant, I was at Bible college with Paul!

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