Tweet Silos

At Eastbourne’s Tourist Board meeting this morning: “You fools, I said PEERLESS. I want our seafront to be PEERLESS.”

If you want to know why Jesus died on the cross I have two words for you

Thru wilderness trials the Father promises: “My Presence (Christ!) will go with you and I will give you rest.” Ex33 #EnjoyYourDay

Imagine “Best in Show” but with children for poodles. #ChildGenius

The Son of David has a great “largeness of heart” (1 Kings 4:29). There’s plenty of room for you. #EnjoyYourDay

It’s muggy out. I’ve been robbed twice already

In saying God is THREE “Persons” united in love, how do we define “Person”? How about “An “I” finding their identity in another.” That work?

0K magazine leaves me absolutely cold. #1PUN

They don’t like you shrinking the Pyramid of Cheops. Small wonder.

If you like Pop, you’ll LOVE Bublé Rap

Eph 1:18-23 – The power of His resurrection is in you, the purpose of His resurrection is for you #EnjoyYourDay

As a rule, offers of tea to workmen exist in an inverse relationship to DIY competence. I’ve offered our guy 3 cups already.

“Yeah, right, aha, MDF, sure, ok. But when you say ‘Just tea, just a normal cup of tea,’ is English Breakfast ok?”

My modelling career really took off with Airfix

I see Burberry’s going up-market again. Sorting out the tweed from the chav.

Veni Vidi Vici sounds best in Latin. Unless you’ve just won at conkers

“Heaven is a place on earth with You.” Good eschatology makes good pop songs

“Good reasoning” is like “Good living” – it’s good! But it doesn’t lead to the gospel, it is established by the gospel.

Probably my favourite fish opera is the one with “O For Tuna”: Carmena Piranha #1PUN

“Whoops!” “Never thought of that!” “My hands are tied” “It’s beyond fixing” – phrases our Father never says #EnjoyYourDay

“I’m all peopled out” #GodNeverSays

Ah, the Aztec priest, there’s a man after my own heart #1PUN

God’s love, which is completely yours in Jesus, is Forever, Fatherly and Forgiving: Psalm 103 #EnjoyYourDay

Intolerance to Pharisaism is a sign of Pharisaism. No-one hates Pharisees as much as Pharisees.

Your selfies are God’s photobombs. (Genesis 1:26)

I’m amillennial. I just don’t believe in young people.

Poor? Brokenhearted? Mourning? Bound? Christ is good news, comfort, gladness, freedom, a robe of praise & righteousness #Is61 #EnjoyYourDay

My general knowledge is appalling. My sergeant knowledge is little better. I’m a rank amateur :-/

“Dear God, once again, I’m *really* sorry for that sin?” “What sin?” (Hebrews 10:17) #EnjoyYourDay

This week my feed included #WeAreN alongside views like “Calvinism IS Christianity”. Here’s hoping the former influences views on the latter

We spend our lives trying to become wise, righteous, special, free. We have it all in Jesus: 1Cor1:30 #EnjoyYourDay

Your handsome, righteous Warrior King is God from God. He’s soaked with the Spirit of Joy and He LOVES His bride: Psalm 45#EnjoyYourDay

A life of faith, hope and love isn’t the price of salvation, it’s the prize: yours for free in Jesus (Col 1:3-6) #EnjoyYourDay

That’s cheap! Apparently U2′s frontman is 8ono #1PUN

Let’s agree: good science doesn’t belong to atheists & good morality doesn’t belong to Christians. Now let’s examine the foundations 4 both

“Sorry, snowed under” “I’m not a miracle worker” “I wish u hadn’t told me that”: Things u won’t hear from Jesus. #TalkToHim #EnjoyYourDay

Preacher, your job is not to preach evangelical distinctives. Your job is to preach the evangel.

I keep getting passed over for the episcopacy. Must be some kind of oversight

Just imagine it: the Father selecting a sacrificial Lamb “for your sake” – His precious, eternal, spotless Son. 1Peter1:17-20 #EnjoyYourDay

Sore, Snake-bitten, Sullen? The Son of Man was lifted up for you. Look and live. John3:14f #EnjoyYourDay

“I’ve died and gone to heaven” – words describing a euphoric experience. Words describing every Christian. Col3:3 #EnjoyYourDay

Oh no, I’ve accidentally got 3 “P”s for my sermon tomorrow. Now I’ll have to spend Saturday afternoon looking for chinos and a blue shirt :(

I’ll probably cut one point for the podcast. Then it’ll be 2 Ps in iPod

Well it is a powerful structure. To all naysayers let me encourage you: Give Ps a chance

Your prejudice against games of chance is just thinly veil bingotry

You may rail against fan friendly pop groups but that’s just fighting the band that heeds you

My script for the 9th X-Men prequel has just been rejected. Feel like it’s a bad omen.

In Gen22, Abraham’s faith is not fatalistic resignation to the will of God. It is gospel hope in the resurrection of the Son (Heb11:17-19)

Christ says “I have surely seen yr affliction & have heard yr cry. I know yr sufferings & have come down to deliver u.” Ex3 #EnjoyYourDay

Instinctively we think of creation as darkness -> light. Wouldn’t it be more biblical to say light -> darkness -> light? 1John1:5; Gen1:2

Monday morning is Not ‘same old, same old’ – the old is gone, today is brand spanking new: Lam 3:23. #EnjoyYourDay

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I’m a preacher in Eastbourne, married to Emma.

3 Responses to Tweet Silos

  1. sally

    how do you fit so much hilarity and goodness into only 140 characters a time?! #experttweeter

  2. Glen

    I’ve been twee all my life Sally. Now I can let it loose

  3. Rebekah

    “Just read John 1:18 in the new @NIVBible – dear me! Let’s get the bosoms back in our Bibles, amIright?” Not only the bosom but the begotten: http://jcstudies.com/articleDetail.cfm?articleId=104 :)

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