I leave Eastbourne for ONE DAY... pic.twitter.com/VxVmNo06Mp
— Glen Scrivener ن (@glenscrivener) July 30, 2014
At Eastbourne’s Tourist Board meeting this morning: “You fools, I said PEERLESS. I want our seafront to be PEERLESS.”
If you want to know why Jesus died on the cross I have two words for you
Thru wilderness trials the Father promises: "My Presence (Christ!) will go with you and I will give you rest." Ex33 #EnjoyYourDay
— Glen Scrivener ن (@glenscrivener) August 4, 2014
Imagine "Best in Show" but with children for poodles. #ChildGenius
The Son of David has a great "largeness of heart" (1 Kings 4:29). There's plenty of room for you. #EnjoyYourDay
It's muggy out. I've been robbed twice already
In saying God is THREE "Persons" united in love, how do we define "Person"? How about "An “I” finding their identity in another." That work?
0K magazine leaves me absolutely cold. #1PUN
They don’t like you shrinking the Pyramid of Cheops. Small wonder.
If you like Pop, you’ll LOVE Bublé Rap
Eph 1:18-23 – The power of His resurrection is in you, the purpose of His resurrection is for you #EnjoyYourDay
As a rule, offers of tea to workmen exist in an inverse relationship to DIY competence. I've offered our guy 3 cups already.
"Yeah, right, aha, MDF, sure, ok. But when you say 'Just tea, just a normal cup of tea,' is English Breakfast ok?"
My modelling career really took off with Airfix
I see Burberry’s going up-market again. Sorting out the tweed from the chav.
Veni Vidi Vici sounds best in Latin. Unless you’ve just won at conkers
"Heaven is a place on earth with You." Good eschatology makes good pop songs
"Good reasoning" is like "Good living" - it's good! But it doesn't lead to the gospel, it is established by the gospel.
I think you're thinking of AC/GT @hankcoates
— Glen Scrivener ن (@glenscrivener) August 5, 2014
Probably my favourite fish opera is the one with “O For Tuna”: Carmena Piranha #1PUN
“Whoops!” “Never thought of that!” “My hands are tied” “It’s beyond fixing” - phrases our Father never says #EnjoyYourDay
"I'm all peopled out" #GodNeverSays
Ah, the Aztec priest, there’s a man after my own heart #1PUN
God’s love, which is completely yours in Jesus, is Forever, Fatherly and Forgiving: Psalm 103 #EnjoyYourDay
Intolerance to Pharisaism is a sign of Pharisaism. No-one hates Pharisees as much as Pharisees.
Your selfies are God's photobombs. (Genesis 1:26)
I'm amillennial. I just don't believe in young people.
Poor? Brokenhearted? Mourning? Bound? Christ is good news, comfort, gladness, freedom, a robe of praise & righteousness #Is61 #EnjoyYourDay
— Scrivolity (@scrivolity) August 6, 2014
My general knowledge is appalling. My sergeant knowledge is little better. I'm a rank amateur :-/
"Dear God, once again, I'm *really* sorry for that sin?" "What sin?" (Hebrews 10:17) #EnjoyYourDay
This week my feed included #WeAreN alongside views like "Calvinism IS Christianity". Here's hoping the former influences views on the latter
We spend our lives trying to become wise, righteous, special, free. We have it all in Jesus: 1Cor1:30 #EnjoyYourDay
Your handsome, righteous Warrior King is God from God. He’s soaked with the Spirit of Joy and He LOVES His bride: Psalm 45#EnjoyYourDay
A life of faith, hope and love isn't the price of salvation, it's the prize: yours for free in Jesus (Col 1:3-6) #EnjoyYourDay
That’s cheap! Apparently U2′s frontman is 8ono #1PUN
Let's agree: good science doesn't belong to atheists & good morality doesn't belong to Christians. Now let's examine the foundations 4 both
"Sorry, snowed under" "I'm not a miracle worker" "I wish u hadn't told me that": Things u won't hear from Jesus. #TalkToHim #EnjoyYourDay
Preacher, your job is not to preach evangelical distinctives. Your job is to preach the evangel.
I keep getting passed over for the episcopacy. Must be some kind of oversight
Just imagine it: the Father selecting a sacrificial Lamb "for your sake" - His precious, eternal, spotless Son. 1Peter1:17-20 #EnjoyYourDay
— Glen Scrivener ن (@glenscrivener) August 7, 2014
Sore, Snake-bitten, Sullen? The Son of Man was lifted up for you. Look and live. John3:14f #EnjoyYourDay
"I've died and gone to heaven" - words describing a euphoric experience. Words describing every Christian. Col3:3 #EnjoyYourDay
Oh no, I've accidentally got 3 "P"s for my sermon tomorrow. Now I'll have to spend Saturday afternoon looking for chinos and a blue shirt :(
I'll probably cut one point for the podcast. Then it'll be 2 Ps in iPod
Well it is a powerful structure. To all naysayers let me encourage you: Give Ps a chance
Your prejudice against games of chance is just thinly veil bingotry
You may rail against fan friendly pop groups but that's just fighting the band that heeds you
My script for the 9th X-Men prequel has just been rejected. Feel like it's a bad omen.
In Gen22, Abraham's faith is not fatalistic resignation to the will of God. It is gospel hope in the resurrection of the Son (Heb11:17-19)
Christ says "I have surely seen yr affliction & have heard yr cry. I know yr sufferings & have come down to deliver u." Ex3 #EnjoyYourDay
Instinctively we think of creation as darkness -> light. Wouldn't it be more biblical to say light -> darkness -> light? 1John1:5; Gen1:2
Monday morning is Not 'same old, same old' - the old is gone, today is brand spanking new: Lam 3:23. #EnjoyYourDay
1. Ask teenager if they've been told about 'the birds & bees' 2. Wait for dismissive look 3. Release birds & bees into their room at night
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 11, 2014
The Baroque Period called, and they want their music Bach.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 11, 2014
What do we want? More Racing Car impressions! When do we want it? Nyyyooowwww......
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 10, 2014